Olympian Ivana Phuque To Allow Cameras In Salon When She Has Brazilian Wax

Funny story written by Throckmorton Turdblossom

Thursday, 25 February 2010

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I'd shave her myself, if she'd let me.

Swedish figure skater Ivana Phuque has become the darling of the Vancouver Winter Olympics, with her every move covered by camera crews from all over the world. The blonde bombshell, who has become famous for her performances without leotards or panties under her skirts, has now announced plans to get a Brazilian Bikini Wax on the morning of the figure skating finals.

"I've always been natural down there." said the athlete through a translator. "Today, however, I decided to get a shave and to cut down wind resistance. If it helps me fly just a few more centimeters on every jump, that may mean the difference between Gold and Silver" (even though we've already seen that it's a lovely golden color down there).

Ivana has agreed to allow a media crew to film her waxing. "I know that everyone has celebrated my Olympic experience with me, and so I wanted them to have this one too."

Offers have flooded in from all over the world to purchase Ivana's pubic hair. Negotiations are currently underway with E-bay to retail the product through the internet.

Ivana was thrilled by this latest business venture. "I'll donate any money to charity, of course, but I'm just so happy that everyone wants a piece of me!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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