Thursday, 25 February 2010

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Wrong cigar

Ivana Phuque, the Swedish Olympic Team's answer to Viagra, has captivated the hearts and loins of men around the world. The figure skater, who became famous for her spins, jumps, and leaps performed without panties, bloomers, or leotards underneath, has now said that she will take a pleasure cruise from Vancouver to Hawaii before returning home.

Through an interpreter, Ivana Phuque said that "Fernando Monte Verde, who is a billionaire playboy and the world's most interesting man, has invited me on his yacht. We are going to cruise to Honolulu and then I will decide what I want to do from there."

Monte Verde said that "she is a fresh face and a striking woman. A thing of beauty like that should be cherished...and I hope to cherish her several times a day."

Ivana added "he said that when I go down on his boat, it will be a pleasurable experience for both of us. I've never gone down on a boat before!"

"He says that he also likes to see a woman smoke a cigar, but I read about Bill Clinton and know what that means. As long as he he reciprocates, we'll be happy/"

"Oh well, I hope that I can enjoy the ride... and the cruise."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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