Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque has become the darling of the Vancouver Winter Games. The blonde skater has been universally adored for her beauty and her body by athletes and fans around the world. Her liasons and hook ups have also become fodder for tabloids and the paparazzi.
Last night, Ivana Phuque was seen leaving a popular Vancouver Nightclub in the company of Super Hero Banana Boy. The two got into a cab and went to his pricey suite in a downtown hotel.
This morning, she gave a few details about her night. "Every girl should admit that she has played with herself at one time or another with a banana. This banana, however, was seven foot tall! I don't know just how much of him I took, but it was more than I even got from *Bargis Tryhol!"
(*Note: Bargis Tryhol claims to be the man with the world's largest penis. He was spotted with Ivana the previous evening.)
"Despite rumors about him and Captain Fudgepacker, I can tell you for sure that there is nothing fruity about Banana Boy."
When asked if there were any other pleasures she wanted to experience at these games or in the city of Vancouver, Ivana Phuque asked "Is there any superhero named Cucumber Kid?"
