Donald Trump Admits Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Is Hotter Than Ivana Trump

Funny story written by Throckmorton Turdblossom

Thursday, 25 February 2010

The Swedish Olympian, Ivana Phuque, has been the darling of the Vancouver Winter Games. This skating beauty has captured the hearts of more than athletes and fans around the world. She has now grabbed the attention of "The Donald."

From his Trump Office in the Trump Suite in Trump Towers. Donald Trump admitted that "I may have married the wrong Ivana. Ivana Trump was once a good looking woman, but she can't compare with Ivana Phuque."

With his usual flair (and plastic hair), Trump told his wife "you're fired" and sent an invitation to Ivana Phuque to meet him after the Olympic Games ended.

"I'm sending my Trump Jet from Trump Hanger at Trump Airport to Vancouver to pick this girl up when the closing ceremonies are over."

Sounding suspiciously like a bridge player, Ivana Phuque announced "no Trump" and admitted that she was preparing to take a cruise with richer billionaire Fernando Monte Verde.

Trump was not upset by the news and fired Ivana Phuque also (even though she had never worked for him).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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