Swedish speed skater and heroine of the Winter Olympics, Ivana Phuque has shown her true class in Vancouver. With an adoring army of fans cheering her on Phuque appeared in her most revealing outfit yet.
The shapely 38-27-38 star of the ice wore barely anything as she sped around the track. There was only the tiniest of thongs hiding her modesty. It is thought that Phuque wears such outfits to improve aerodynamics, although it is possible that she is just an out and out tease.
We sent our sports reporter, Seanachie, along to interview Miss Phuque. However, as all the official media passes had been handed out, he had to make one out of an old beer mat and some sticky tape. Seanachie was naturally very nervous about getting so close to the Swedish bombshell and several times damp towells had to be applied. Finally, we managed to get him into the stadium and he could make his way towards her.
"Miss Phuque, Seanachie from TheSpoof.com. Have you any words for our readers?"
"Why are you clutching that towell? Let's remove it.... oh my god! How dreadful!"
We hope to have another interview when Seanachie has dried himself out.