The French government has announced, as part of its continuing protests at the decision of Australia, USA and UK to set up a Pacific military alliance and not buy any ships or submarines from France, that the people of France will jump up and down in…
PARIS – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Paris state that the French government is hurting for money, due in part to the tremendous lawsuit settlement that the country is having to pay after losing The French Tickler, Inc. vs The French Governme…
PARIS – (World Satire) – France’s national news agency, La Ohh La La, has just reported an amazing story. Jean, 84, and Gisele Baggier, 80, a couple who reside in Versailles, have performed a feat that has never been performed anywhere in the worl…
PARIS – (World Satire) – France’s national news agency, Ooh La La, has just stated that, due to financial reasons, France may have to sell the Eiffel Tower to get some much-needed revenue. Ooh La La, stated that France still owes the United States…
A quite innocent picture of a woman playing a recorder has been described as "suggestive" by a man who clearly has a mind like a sewer. The picture, contained in the image library of satirical news website TheSpoof.com, was noticed by one of the s…
A man who is an enthusiastic reader of French literature, and who was reading 'The Masterpiece' by the French author, Émile Zola, claims he "just knew", with absolute certainty, that the 'hero' of the story was going to end up in bed with Irma Bécot…
PARIS – (Satire News) - French President Emmanuel “Macaroni” Macron has just sent the pride and joy of the French navy towards Turkey. The FS Brigitte Bardot should arrive in a few days. Macron said that the purpose for the voyage is to collect th…
There were dropped jaws and a few sideways glances on a train in France earlier today, when a woman was seen wearing a yellow beret-style hat. The woman, a pretty young girl aged about 24, was sitting in a third-class carriage on the Paris to Méda…
As the controversy over the Trump administration’s new stringent rules for admission to the U.S. heated up, a top Trump immigration official offered a change to the iconic poem engraved on the Statue of Liberty. The poem is Emma Lazarus’s sonnet...
PARIS – French officials with the Parisian Health Commission (PHC) have informed the mayor of Paris that they have discovered traces of the C-19 located in several parts of the Eiffel Tower. Gaspard du Croissant, the vice-director of the PHC, emph...
Biarritz, France In an announcement that surprised no one, President Donald Trump wants to hold next year's conference at one of his clubs in Florida. "Everyone will be happy. We have waiters that don't bathe to wait on the French, we've got spott...
Biarritz, France Tired of having President Trump interrupt all the other delegates, and talk for hours about himself and his "accomplishments," the rest of the G-7 delegates met at an unknown location to talk, without telling Trump where they would...
Le quatorze juillet, or Bastille Day as it is known outside of France, drew hundreds of thousands of spectators to Paris today for the celebrations, but the event was left in tatters by an unexpected storm. The day is a national holiday in France,...
A man listening to a song by French rock band, The Limiñanas, has said that, for his liking, anyway, the track doesn't go on for anywhere near long enough, and could do to be extended by about another three minutes. The song, 'Dimanche', a stompin...
At the end of part 3: “I might, but my name would not be Steve, it would be Tree,” said Treetrunk. “It's really easy. Would just put your lips together and blow,” 'said Melon Nia. “I would remember that, Slim, after the operation,” said Treetrun...
Authorities in France have said that Notre-Dame de Paris cathedral is attracting more visitors than ever before. The twelfth-century monument to French medieval religion was engulfed in flames last Monday, resulting in the loss of its roof and fam...
After the horrendous events of last weekend, when the 850-year-old Notre-Dame cathedral in Paris was severely damaged by fire, the Catholic church has announced several money-raising schemes to pay for its repair. The fire caused damage estimated...
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