Maniac Ramirez, this is the man who turned Beantown into Madmen by slumping, then scoring, then faking injuries from cancer to leprosy. Finally the RedSox nation received a reprieve and the Washington Heights, NY nutjob moved on to punish a man who h...
Dirk "Bare-Handed" Mancini, an all-star shortstop with The Key West Keymakers was asked about the amazing fact that he has never used a baseball glove. Mancini just smiled and said that when he was a kid his family was very poor and they could no...
HOLLYWOOD - Warner Brothers Pictures has just announced that they have signed Roger Clemens to star as the lead in "Oops - The Mark McGuire Story." The unemployed baseball pitcher says that he is thrilled to be allowed to show yet another side (hi...
NEW YORK CITY, New York - New York Yankees superstar and self-professed ex-steroid user, Alex Rodriguez has asked that he be traded. A-Rod told a reporter for ESPN that he is having an extremely hard time trying to concentrate on baseball with the...
(New York-NY) Yours truly Ed "E." is feeling the pressure at work. Can you believe it, me? We've cut down. I was told that we need to do more with less. Or as my Boss said, "In your case, less with even less." So with the added hours and as you loyal...
It took quite a bit of courage for Freddie Hancock to get into the shower with all his teammates after the neighborhood donkey-basketball game for a local charity. "I thought I felt a pin prick when I bent over awhile ago!" yelled Billy Ray Johnso...
Ferris Bumbleton has been announced as coach of the Louisiana 49'ers baseball team for next summers World Series. Bumbleton, a highly qualified psychologist and motivator, admits that he doesn't know much about the game of baseball but team bosses...
CLEVELAND, Ohio - The age old sports practice of NFL football players wearing a baseball cap on the sidelines and during locker room post game interviews is coming to an end. A Class 1 lawsuit has been filed in the third district appellate court...
PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania - Well after months of speculation, Pittsburgh Pirates owner and vice executive assistant director of minor league operations in Latin America, Jamison Desmond Bidwell, has confirmed that the Pittsburgh Pirates are in fact mo...
News in today indicates that President George W Bush is strongly considering trying out for pitcher with the Boston Red Sox for next summers World Series. Sources reveal that the President will not meakly walk away into retirement after January 1...
KOBE, Japan - Eri Yoshida, a 16-year-old female pitcher who has mastered a mean, fluttering knuckleball has been drafted by the Kobe 9 Cruise of the Japanese League. Eri will be the first female to ever play professional baseball in Japan. She st...
A Utah park that has been displaying a donated monument to the The Ten Commandments has been ordered by the Supreme Court that now they must accept displays dgiven by any and all groups to guarantee freedom of religious expression. The Seven Ap...
CHICAGO, Illinois - After months of countless meetings and endless deliberations, Dallas Mavericks' owner Mark Cuban has finally purchased the Chicago Cubs. The selling price was not disclosed but Mark Cuban's personal secretary, Mitzi Backowitz t...
From the apparent population explosion of those uBiquitous "B" bearing caps appearing on every other pointy head, one would think that the Red Sux of Beantown had been doing something extraordinary. You know like winning 26 World series, 39 Le...
Tampa Bay, FL - UPDATE 1 - Actually, this story comes from St. Petersburg, Florida. It is not clear why the baseball team bears the initials TB on their caps. The TB team lost by two runs. They did manage to out-spit the Red Sox 532 to 345. How...
PARAMUS, New Jersey - The bad state of the United States economy is causing many companies and corporations to relocate overseas. Even the world of sports has now been affected. The weekly sports publication 'Balls, Balls, & Pucks' is reporting t...
Satanic worshipers have been protesting outside Tampa Bay Ray's baseball games for dropping the "Devil" out of the team name. From the start, the franchise repeatedly had the worst season of any Major Leagues team when in 2007, the franchise, kn...
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