Written by Pointer

Monday, 20 October 2008

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Look for these uniforms on the golf course this post season

From the apparent population explosion of those uBiquitous "B" bearing caps appearing on every other pointy head, one would think that the Red Sux of Beantown had been doing something extraordinary.

You know like winning 26 World series, 39 League Championships, 43 first place finishes. But no, the also rans who play in the shadow of a Green Monster and under a not always in effect Curse of the Bambino have managed to sputter and spurt their way to some post season play and even got themselves a ring or two.

To put it in perspective, ring wise, that is, The Red Sux need only one hand, and not even the full complement of five fingers for their entire history of World Championship jewelry. On the other hand the struggling boys in the Bronx can cover every finger and every toe while placing a ring on each ear, one through the nose and two for the eyebrows and a lip piercing for good luck.

Maybe the Red Sux would like to give a ringless finger or two for the Yankees to use. I know for sure yankee fans would be willing to give the finger to anything from Boston...

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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