Maniac Ramirez

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 5 March 2009

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Manny ramirez reports to Dodger spring trainig in Glendale, Arizona facility for the Sportsminded Insane

Maniac Ramirez, this is the man who turned Beantown into Madmen by slumping, then scoring, then faking injuries from cancer to leprosy. Finally the RedSox nation received a reprieve and the Washington Heights, NY nutjob moved on to punish a man who had survived the Steinbrenners.

Yes, Saint Joseph Torre who has survived real cancer and three Steinbreeners received the blessed advent of Ramirez the Maniac as the pretty new LA Dodger skipper:

Torre said that he had never before been called pretty but he could only agree with the psychiatric evaluation of a certain dreaded and dreadlocked lunatic:

"Remember, I managed A-Fraud after he was A-Roid and that was while being zookeeper at the world famous zoological park in the Bronx that Ruth built and a cavalcade of psychos have tried to tear down! I guess the Steingrabber twins have finally manged that one...but I'm in LA soaking uop the sun and the skin cancer and trying to keep a maniac in his team jacket, straight that is..."

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