Slebs in California were out en masse today celebrating the breaking news that Proposition 8 has been abolished and same sex marriage is now legal. In the country where the question "Do you mind if I bum a fag?" receives a slightly different react...
CLEARWATER, Florida - It is being reported that Terry Gene Bollea, better known as wrestler Hulk Hogan, is literally fit to be tied. It seems that the Hulkster has just been informed that his ex-wife, Linda has announced that she will be marrying...
In a bizarre story, a man from the Isle of Wight got married to his dog this weekend. Norman Muttcock, a 53 year old batchelor from Newport, wed Pom-Pom, a 7 year old pomeranian-cross bitch, in a civil ceremony on the island on Saturday. Mr Mut...
As little as 2 generations ago (or 3 if you're on benefits), you had to get married in the UK in order to sleep with someone 'publicly'. Of course there were all sorts of shenanigans during the war but right up until the benefits windfall of '83, men...
Kelsey Grammer, the actor who achieved worldwide fame as "narrator" from the Honey Nut Cheerios, as well as being in obscure shows such as Cheers, Frasier, and The Simpsons proved himself to be the dumbest rich guy in the world by marrying 13th wife,...
Pope Benedict XVI announced today that gay marriage is okay. He is changing the Roman Catholic Church's homophobic stance on gay marriage, and allowing priest to now marry gay couples. "I looked at what it meant to be a priest, and I realized...
Sources inform us that Katie Price has announced that she is becoming increasingly dissatisfied with her matrimonial status with cage building cross fighter Alex Reid. But nobody gives a flying feck. Media insiders inform us that newspaper edit...
Fingernails-on-blackboard singer Melissa Etheridge will no longer French kissing with the vertical lips with her live-in butter gutter,Tammy Lynn Muncher, but Mr. Ethridge had to file legal documents with the court to formally end her relationship wi...
"When you're single…" 1. You get the whole couch to yourself. 2. There's half as much housework, cooking, and cleaning to do. 3. You can watch whatever TV channel you like, without arguments. 4. You can get home from work at whatever time you like. 5. You get to eat the whole "meal for two" by yourself. 6. There are fewer important birthdays (spouse, kids, spouse's parents, etc)...
REYKJAVICH, Iceland - The prime minister of Iceland Johanna Sigurdardottir has just announced that she has married her longtime girlfriend British author Jonina Leosdottir. The 66-year-old prime minister now becomes the world's first married lesbi...
Canadian songstress Alanis Morissette today announced she will be marrying her crapper. The crapper, or toilet as its known in English, has been the best friend of the singer for a few years now since Morissette first discovered the joys of spending...
CARIBOU, Maine - Long time radio and TV political commentator, raconteur, ranter, and raver Rush Limbaugh was in Caribou speaking to a gathering of the town's Republicans For A Richer America. He told the crowd of 17 that he has decided to get hitche...
Former Vice-President and Nobel Peace Prize winner, Al Gore, reveals how global warming caused the meltdown of his idealic 40 year marriage to Tipper. Linking climate change to the cooling off of his ardor for his wife, Gore claims that when he and...
Plans by the Malawian government, seeking to ban polygamous marriages in the country, has unexpectedly received support from a group of Fundamentalist Mormons in Hilldale, Utah. The support is surprising because the cult actively supports polygamy...
A New York mother who had engaged in terrorist like activity in an attempt to break up her son's impending nuptials, has announced that she will be turning pro next month. Real estate developer and overbearing mom, Lia Joseph, had done her level b...
LOS ANGELES - Jerry Seinfeld reeling from having his artistic ego shattered after his short-lived reality show, Marriage Ref was cancelled has stated that you cannot keep a good man down. The man with the sing-song voice has just said that he will...
Caracas Venezuela: The first nuptials of the spring season took place in an ancient Cathedral in this country's Capitol City. Sean Penn and Danny Glover officially tied the knot. President Hugo Chavez, Sean's mentor, gave the brides (or grooms) aw...
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