Hulk Hogan's Ex-Wife Linda, 50, To Wed Her Little Toy Boy Boyfriend Charlie "Peanuts" Hill

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 26 July 2010

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Linda Hogan shown at home shaving her legs. (Photo courtesy of Charlie Sheen).

CLEARWATER, Florida - It is being reported that Terry Gene Bollea, better known as wrestler Hulk Hogan, is literally fit to be tied.

It seems that the Hulkster has just been informed that his ex-wife, Linda has announced that she will be marrying her blonde, little, boy toy, Charlie "Peanuts" Hill, who is all of 21.

Hulk has made it known that he absolutely cannot stand the fact that his ex-wife has been waving her little boy toy in his face ever since their divorce was finalized.

Linda, meanwhile has said that her ex-husband is just mad because he has boxer shorts that are older than her new young husband-to-be whom she shyly added has a much bigger (blank) than the big lug wrestler.

When young Charlie was reached and asked to comment on his upcoming marriage to the much, much older Linda Hogan he replied, "Well let me see. I'm 21, Lindy is 50, so 50 take away 21 is...19...no I'm sorry, it's 9, so I really don't think that 9 years is really all that much of a difference."

"Peanuts" went on to add that Mrs. Hogan may be 50, but she has the tits of a 48-year-old, the ass of a 47-year-old, and the hands of a 65-year-old.

Mrs. Hogan admits that in the brains department, her Charlie boy may be somewhat lacking but as far as she is concerned he is just as smart as someone who graduated from Hardware College in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

When told she meant Harvard. Linda laughed, giggled, sneezed, and said, "Yes, silly old me. I was thinking about hammers, nails, shovels, rakes, and hot dogs for some odd reason."

SIDENOTE: It looks like Linda Hogan and Charlie "Peanuts" Hill are going to make one darn good couple. Like a friend of the Hulkster, Vinnie "Pow-Pow" Carbalino said, "Hey, da two boid brains iz made fa eesh udder."

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