Kelsey Grammer: No Need for a Prenup: Here, Take Half of my Sh-t.

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Thursday, 15 July 2010

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Kelsey Grammer, the actor who achieved worldwide fame as "narrator" from the Honey Nut Cheerios, as well as being in obscure shows such as Cheers, Frasier, and The Simpsons proved himself to be the dumbest rich guy in the world by marrying 13th wife, Camille Golddiggeur-Grammer without a prenup.

Throwing cash out of his windows by the fistful would have been cheaper for Kelsey, once the highest paid actor on TV, making $1.6 million an episode for Frasier for its entire 11-year run.

Grammer's attorneys are arguing that Camille was soooo out of Kelsey's league, hotness-wise, that there was no way that he was going to ask for a prenup, for fear that she would have run out of the house like the Roadrunner, leaving behind a Camille-shaped hole in the wall.

Kelsey has already burst on the dating scene, despite the divorce not being official. Paparazzi spotted Grammer in a singles club, trying to pick up women who wouldn't touch his penis unless they bumper into him on a train unless he was famous.

Grammer has also reportedly attached an ATM receipt showing his available balance on his penis.

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