LOS ANGELES - Jerry Seinfeld reeling from having his artistic ego shattered after his short-lived reality show, Marriage Ref was cancelled has stated that you cannot keep a good man down.
The man with the sing-song voice has just said that he will soon begin production on a brand new show to take the place of his other brand new show which went into the toilet faster than a plumber working on a set price.
Seinfeld's newest 'baby' is a type of off-shoot of Marriage Ref and is entitled, Divorce Ref. Jer, as Vice-President Joe Biden calls him, said that unlike the previous show, this one will actually try to be somewhat funny.
He said that Madonna will be the ref and the panel will be made up of three celebrities who have gone through rough divorces recently.
The three celebs include Mel "Half of One Billion Dollars" Gibson, LeAnn "The Hubby Stealer" Rimes, and Sir Paul "Fort Knox" McCartney
When Seinfeld was asked when the show will premier, he mumbled something or other. When asked to repeat his answer, he said that the show will premier whenever they can find three sponsors who are willing to have their product advertised on a show that may only get five or six thousand viewers.
Seinfeld was asked why he thought that his show Marriage Ref had failed so miserably. The highly egotistical Seinfeld said that his show did not fail.
"It didn't?" He was asked.
"No it didn't" He replied. "Look, my show was funnier than shows from the past such as M*A*S*H, All In The Family, and Cheers."
Huh? Okay so what happened?
Jerry said that what happened was that America failed. The American viewers fell asleep. He said just like last year on American Idol. Seinfeld continued, "Look everyone who watched the show knows that there was no way in the world that Adam Lambert should have lost to Kris Allen. Who? Kris Allen. Who???"
Seinfeld noted that the people from Allen's home state of Arkansas each voted a total of 9,000 times because the state of Arkansas in order to get some good publicity for a change paid each citizen of Arkansas to vote for their home state boy.
When Seinfeld's Divorce Ref reality show fails and it will. His next reality show should be called, Seinfeld's Show of 1,001 Excuses.
In other news. Tom Cruise and Tina Fey have just been signed to star in 'Mission Impossible 9 - The Search For Sarah Palin's Brain.'
