Katie Price Marriage In Turmoil Already - Nobody Gives A Feck

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Tuesday, 13 July 2010

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This Elderly Lady Is Sick To Death Of Katie Price

Sources inform us that Katie Price has announced that she is becoming increasingly dissatisfied with her matrimonial status with cage building cross fighter Alex Reid.

But nobody gives a flying feck.

Media insiders inform us that newspaper editors and TV producers, sick and tired of receiving publicity seeking exclusives have compiled a stock message in response, telling her to please leave them alone and desist from harassing them because their viewers and readers have been Katie'd to death, and that they don't give a feck any more.

The general concensus amongst media bigwigs is that Katie, while she may be marginally more interesting than her ex, Peter Andre, (not difficult) she's just not really as interesting as she'd like to think she is.

The concensus on hubby, Alex Reid, is even more negative, with him being described as "as interesting as a packet of cornflakes."

One TV producer, who declined to be identified in this report, told us:

"She won't leave us alone. She's a right pain in the arse, and essentially she's just a pair of surgically enhanced tits with little to say that could possibly be of any interest to anybody. The only way I'd pay her any money would be if she took her husband, and her ex-husband, and her kids, and her placcy baps, and got in a rocket to be blasted off into the farthest reaches of the universe. Just give us all a break. All she ever does is talk absolute bollocks anyway."

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