Prime Minister Johanna Sigurdardottir of Iceland Becomes The World's First Married Lesbianite Leader

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 28 June 2010

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Iceland's Prime Minister Johanna Sigurdardottir (R) and her new bride Jonina Leosdottir (L).

REYKJAVICH, Iceland - The prime minister of Iceland Johanna Sigurdardottir has just announced that she has married her longtime girlfriend British author Jonina Leosdottir.

The 66-year-old prime minister now becomes the world's first married lesbianite leader. She was asked to comment and she replied that she has never been happier, except for the time that she actually kissed the American actress Marilyn Monroe when she was visiting Iceland with her then husband Joe "Baseballs" DiMaggio.

Sigurdardottir said that she is thrilled beyond belief that her new bride's entire body now legally belongs to her and only her.

She went on to point out that all of the vulture like leabianites who have been hovering in hopes of latching on to Jonina can now just go on home and play with themselves.

Jonina Leosdottir, who is 54, said that she is very excited at being Iceland's "First Lady." She said that the title has a mighty fine effen ring to it. And she noted that it sure sounds a hell of a lot better than being referred to as Johanna's fellow carpet muncher.

General Turfir "Polar Bear Balls" Ragnarsson, who is the commander of the Icelandic Army served as the 'Best Man.'

The general said that he really enjoyed watching the two 'pud pounders' carry on in a totally classy and professional manner, completely unlike the only other lesbian wedding he has ever attended which was between Rosie O'Donnell and Kelli Carpenter.

SIDENOTE: The newlyweds have said that they plan to travel to America where they will honeymoon in California, Texas, and Florida, but definitely not in Arizona.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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