Fingernails-on-blackboard singer Melissa Etheridge will no longer French kissing with the vertical lips with her live-in butter gutter,Tammy Lynn Muncher, but Mr. Ethridge had to file legal documents with the court to formally end her relationship with her.
Etheridge filed a document called a Petition for Dissolution of Domestic Partnership in L.A. County Superior Court.
Etheridge and Michaels had an elaborate "Yours is th only box I'll tounge-rub" ceremony in 2003, and then registered as domestic partners in California. This registration meant that the only way Melissa could go back to slit-gring to Cher records in gay bars as a free woman was to file the dissolution papers.
Etheridge cites the heretofore unheard-of cause of action for the dissolution, "trout-panties" as the reason she's sending the dutiful donut-bumper packing.
"It was easier before the domestic partnership thing," said Ethridge, while dry-humping the Hawaiian Tropics Girls 2010 calendar. "Now I have to tell the court that I want to be lap-lapping with someone else.
Jointly owned possessions divided up in the "divorce" include 24 pairs of aviator glasses, a poster of Michelle Rodriguez, a Timberland boot collection, seasons 1-4 of "The L word," and their hand-held, directional shower head.
Calls to Jodie Foster, Cindy Crawford, Sharon Gless, Linda Hamilton, Helen Hunt, Janet Jackson, Kelly McGillis, Dolly Parton and Oprah for comment were not returned.
