WASHINGTON: With speculation mounting that the Dems could face a severe reversal of fortunes, numerous names are being bandied about as potential [Independent] 2012 Presidential candidates. There's the Sarah Palin cheer-leading section that figu...
BEIJING: So there he was. Barack Obama - POTUS, Leader of the Free world, Agent of Change, the Most powerful Man in the World cutting a sad and sorry figure as he took in the Great Wall of China- like a well-behaved poodle being taken for a walk b...
WASHINGTON: After bowing for forgiveness before the Japanese Emperor and grovelling in front of the appalling old waxworks Chinese Communist Party officials, a much-weakened US Prez Backtrack Obama this week succeeded in further muddying America's...
ISLAMABAD - PAKISTAN: Musharraf is unhappy with the selection of individual events for London 2012. The ex-President-Army Chief-teller of tall tales who is on a 'lecture tour' (aka hiding from the law) in the UK, ran out of ideas on how to win the wa...
THE VATICAN - Pope Benedict added 5 new saints to the Catholic Saints roster on Sunday then before he rested he added one more name to the list - that of US President Barack Obama. The Pope said he got the idea to include Obama's name after canoni...
OSLO - NORWAY: Some female members of the Nobel Selection committee said they had arrived at a split decision when it came to awarding the Nobel prize for Literature. A percentage of them felt that Scarah (sic) Palin was a prime contender given tha...
GM PLACE, VANCOUVER, BC: Game 3 into the season and Roberto Luongo the greatest goalie (?) has delivered Vancouver Canucks fans another big fat duck's egg. The thud of disappointment felt after yesterday's game was akin to the last 2 playoff sea...
MUMBAI - INDIA: India's Champions Trophy cricket team received some unusual advice from its (South African) coach Gary Kirsten and mental conditioning expert Paddy Upton: sex before a match increases athletic performance. In order to increase the m...
Woolwich Magistrates Court - London: UK media are calling her "Glambo". She's the cool Canadian chick who stood off a group of drunken Coldstream yobs, cold-cocking one sergeant with just one punch after pushing two other drunken guardsmen to the f...
LONDON -UK: Holed up in his pricey London flat a bored Musharraf said he would be a contestant on BTG. Twiddling his thumbs as he practiced his tabla routine the pudgy Generalissimo smirked, "Dafinately I will be 150% better than that Iranian chap S...
VANCOUVER -BC: After dithering away half the season last year and then lumbering across the ice like an overfed, out-of-shape beluga, Mats Sundin is once again back to playing his one-man hide-and-seek game with the Vancouver Canucks. According t...
SANCTUM SANTORUM -THE VATICAN: In a sign of creeping Talibanization the Vatican all-male, hard-line hierarchy recently began [albeit discreetly], an inquiry into the "soundness" of American nuns. Now details have emerged that the investigation i...
COLUMBIA, S.C. A 50 year old man was caught aloft a pile of hay bales, pants down to his ankles pleasuring himself with a horse. This is the second time he has been "caught in the act". The horse's owner noticed the animal stumbling in pain, acti...
LONDONISTAN, UK: Former dictator and "winner of losing wars" (e.g. Kargil), little man Musharraf has decided to shun Supreme Court summons and upon the advice of his new "Best best friends" (cronies) has launched his own political party -the Pervez...
WHITEHALL, UK: UK's Labor government has just taken outsourcing to new levels. In a move intended to win the hearts and minds of Britons prior to forthcoming elections the Brown government is attempting to rehabilitate the behavior of British Asbos...
AOSTA, ITALY: Pope Benedict waved and smiled at well-wishers gathered outside a hospital Friday where he underwent surgery to set a fractured right wrist following a fall at his Alpine vacation chalet. Vatican spokesperson and next in line to th...
ISFAHAAN, IRAN: Iran is claiming that it has become the first Islamic country in the Middle East to have cloned a cow. It says this is all part of its research with stem cells. Grand Ayatollah Onetoomany said: "After running the cleanest election...
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