Sarah Palin misses Nobel Prize in Literature by a whisker!

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Saturday, 10 October 2009

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OSLO - NORWAY: Some female members of the Nobel Selection committee said they had arrived at a split decision when it came to awarding the Nobel prize for Literature. A percentage of them felt that Scarah (sic) Palin was a prime contender given that she was soon to release her memoir "Going Rogue.

Committee member Annbjorg Gunnhild told reporters:

"Ve vere very pleeshed to shee that thish ladee can atually construcht a shentence vit vords in addition to shooosting bears and feesh for fude. This buke made the best-sheller leest befur it vas even published. This is a very promising sign for de vurld that American Republikans are encouraging leeteracy. Ve vanted to avard the prize to her but the men on de committee vun the hand-wrestling contest so ve had to shettle for Barak Obama over Scarah (sic) Palin"
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The female members of the selection committee were very impressed with Ms. Palin's talk to the money managers in Hong Kong where she had stated :

"I'm going to call it like I see it and I will share with you candidly a view right from Main Street, Main Street USA".

Ms.Gunnhild said: "Ve found it incredible that in such a short time she vas not only seeing Russia from her living room but vas now seeing the view from Main Street USA. Vow! in such a short time she has laid out her vision and the promise of things to come - as she vill be the next (and first voman) Pressident of the US".

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