Musharraf to sing "I will survive" on Britain's Got Talent. Says "I'll be bigger star than Shaheen Jaffargholi".

Written by shea lo

Friday, 4 September 2009

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LONDON -UK: Holed up in his pricey London flat a bored Musharraf said he would be a contestant on BTG. Twiddling his thumbs as he practiced his tabla routine the pudgy Generalissimo smirked, "Dafinately I will be 150% better than that Iranian chap Shaheen Jafargholi".

General Mush said he would "vow the crowd" with his tabla performance accompanied by his "wah-wah" musical renditions.

He told this Spoof reporter that he has "lots of experience singing and dancing to different tunes" adding "just ask the Americans they will vouch for my ability to do quick shuffles while singing like a canary out of both sides of my face".

Good old Mushie is hoping to win the big BTG prize so he can form his own PML - Pervez Musharraf League party and return to Pakistan as the next benevolent dictator-President.

Asked if he wasn't just being a silly bugger, Mushie, nostrils flaring, mustache twitching, insisted "I'd like to teach the world to shing in perfect harmonium". He added: "If Pakishtan is villing to have me back I will personally launch a Pakishtani Idol show and keep the top prize for myshelf because I am the besht shinger in Ishlamabad. Both the US and Saudi Arabia are all for this".

Immediately, the opposition party led by Mushie's nemesis and arch enemy, in the "new dumocracy of Pakistan" filed charges in lower and upper courts urging Mushie be extradited and "hung" for lying about his singing ability.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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