VANCOUVER -BC: After dithering away half the season last year and then lumbering across the ice like an overfed, out-of-shape beluga, Mats Sundin is once again back to playing his one-man hide-and-seek game with the Vancouver Canucks.
According to his agent, the indecisive Swede is expected to make a decision today on his already dead hockey future.
The veteran centre's agent is reported to have told the media that the soon-to-be married Sundin will make up his mind - "Should I stay or should I go" after his honeymoon.
Meanwhile irate Canuck fans have said "Enough is enough" complaining about the Swede's inability to rise to the occasion last season as younger, swifter players left him gasping and plodding on the ice.
95-year old fan Della Vandella suggested that for his swan-song Sundin should don the team mascot Orca's uniform and lumber around the ice in the season-opener game. "I think, that would be a fitting tribute to the fans he deceived", said the nonagenarian triathlete.
Meanwhile Canuck GM, Prez and what-have-you Mike Gillis went on a signing frenzy adding 3 veteran defense-men to the team as a Swedish goodbye to Sundin -
"Hejda Mats."
