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Funny story: Canada tells jealous, slovenly, pint-swilling, 2010 Olympics-bashing UK media: "Take off, eh. Suck it up tossers - Vancouver is #1 in the world!"

Canada tells jealous, slovenly, pint-swilling, 2010 Olympics-bashing UK media: "Take off, eh. Suck it up tossers - Vancouver is #1 in the world!"

LONDONISTAN: Canadians are mildly amused at the hypocrisy of the British media which has embarked on a major Olympic-bashing campaign. The opinion in the true North strong and free is that the reason for this tabloid 'journalism' is sheer envy and...

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Funny story: Iran secretly sends Mahmud Ahmedinejad on rocket with animal menagerie into space

Iran secretly sends Mahmud Ahmedinejad on rocket with animal menagerie into space

TEHRAN, Iran - Iran has announced that on Wednesday it launched an Iranian version of Noah's Ark [including a mouse, two turtles and worms] into space on a research rocket. This was meant to show the world that Iran could defeat the West in the...

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Funny story: Americans upset that US aid responsible for rise of billionaires among Taliban

Americans upset that US aid responsible for rise of billionaires among Taliban

SMALL-TOWN, USA: Thanks to the US-led plan for the re-integration of 'good' Taliban into Afghan society through financial bribes - there has been a hundred-fold increase among Taliban millionaires. The Obama-approved aid paid to these 'good' guys ha...

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Funny story: Rumours abound that Apple to announce launch of new product "iDouche"

Rumours abound that Apple to announce launch of new product "iDouche"

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA: Apple is planning a major media event at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts in San Francisco on Tuesday Jan. 26, 2010, to announce the launch of a major product. Speculation is rife in media outlets as to the nature of...

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Funny story: God curses American evil evangelist for distorting His name by preying on the unfortunate. Pat Robertson clarifies his damning statement - says he meant to say Hawaii had sold its soul to the devil - not Haiti

God curses American evil evangelist for distorting His name by preying on the unfortunate. Pat Robertson clarifies his damning statement - says he meant to say Hawaii had sold its soul to the devil - not Haiti

WASHINGTON: Something has happened in the 'name of Christianity' in America. It has brought the mentally ill and psychologically disturbed demons to the limelight. In fact, American atheists are saying - IF - one truly believed in the existenc...

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Funny story: Scientists say mystery object whizzing past Earth possibly intelligent alien probe from distant planet. Vatican says it is the presence of "God"

Scientists say mystery object whizzing past Earth possibly intelligent alien probe from distant planet. Vatican says it is the presence of "God"

WASHINGTON: Scientist are almost sure that the mystery object from space that whizzed close by Earth on Wednesday was quite possibly an alien probe sent from another planet to study Earth. The head of the observatory searching for alien life said:...

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Funny story: Newly inflated Pam Anderson to carry Vancouver's Olympic torch in the nude - IOC old farts not amused

Newly inflated Pam Anderson to carry Vancouver's Olympic torch in the nude - IOC old farts not amused

VANCOUVER: Vancouver's favorite aging babe has decided that when Jack the Rogue call's Vancouver's Olympics "the best" - he is "damn well going to mean it". To put a little extra oomph into the torch running relay, Pammie has added an additional...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh experiences 'heart' attack - Cardiologists shocked

Rush Limbaugh experiences 'heart' attack - Cardiologists shocked

HONOLULU - Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh was rushed to hospital after he complained of pains resembling a heart attack. The big old potato-head was holidaying in this Hawaiian resort when the incident is said to have occurred. A guest...

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Funny story: Sex, masturbation the only cure to turn young Muslim men away from terrorism

Sex, masturbation the only cure to turn young Muslim men away from terrorism

LONDON: It has been established that the Nigerian national who attempted to blow-up a Detroit-bound aircraft with his explosives-laden underwear was actually a 'sexually frustrated loner', unable to play out his normal sexual urges and who converted...

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Funny story: Amazing Christmas gift! Research reveals 3 Wise Men gave Baby Jesus gift of myrrh to prolong life; Scientists discover its amazing cholesterol lowering properties.

Amazing Christmas gift! Research reveals 3 Wise Men gave Baby Jesus gift of myrrh to prolong life; Scientists discover its amazing cholesterol lowering properties.

LONDON: Scientists have made an amazing discovery regarding myrrh - one of the gifts given to the Baby Jesus by the 3 Wise Men. Myrrh, it seems was not just used as an embalming fluid in ancient times. It also played an important role in lowering...

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Funny story: Sarah Jessica Parker bares her nipples (.) (.) in wintry New York. Pam Anderson calls them 'totally fake paste-ons'

Sarah Jessica Parker bares her nipples (.) (.) in wintry New York. Pam Anderson calls them 'totally fake paste-ons'

NEW YORK: Although the weather outside was frightful the media found it absolutely delightful when there was nothing stopping actress Sarah Jessica Parker from baring her frozen nipples to the world. According to SJP's PR team, the ubiquitous war...

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Funny story: Now suicide bombers using flying carpets and unleashing the energy of genies in the bottle as WMDs to spread mayhem

Now suicide bombers using flying carpets and unleashing the energy of genies in the bottle as WMDs to spread mayhem

PUKISTAN - Somewhere deep in a militant cave-haven, in a country quickly unraveling under a government spiraling out of control, militant leaders are turning to ancient Islamic folklore to finesse their WMD strategy. Funding and support for these 7t...

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Funny story: Queen sympathizes with Tiger Woods "annus horribilis". Urges him to "keep a stiff upper lip"

Queen sympathizes with Tiger Woods "annus horribilis". Urges him to "keep a stiff upper lip"

BUCKINGHAM PALACE: Tiger Woods has found a new sympathizer in HRH QE2. Sir Wobbly of Smelling-Bottomley, a spokesperson for her Majesty, urging paparazzi to give the Royals some privacy told this reporter: "Her Majesty is very sympathetic to Ti...

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Funny story: 5 US men turned to jihadism because they were horny and not getting enough sex. Govt. to make culture change by rewarding them with 70 hot pussies on earth instead of 70 dried raisins in Paradise

5 US men turned to jihadism because they were horny and not getting enough sex. Govt. to make culture change by rewarding them with 70 hot pussies on earth instead of 70 dried raisins in Paradise

NEW YORK: Dr. Feelgood famous tv sexologist says the 5 American men picked up in Pakistan on allegations of preparing for terrorist attacks did not get enough sex and this build-up of testosterone is what caused them to turn to jihad-ism. "Let's...

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Funny story: India uses highly trained monkey squads to dismantle bombs in Afghanistan

India uses highly trained monkey squads to dismantle bombs in Afghanistan

NEW DELHI: India is taking its partnership with the US to a new level by sending highly developed, militarily-trained monkey squads to Afghanistan to assist in bomb dismantling. The first squad, the "A. Blinkin" company arrived at a secret locat...

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com writer reveals affair with Tiger Woods after steamy SMS text messages and sexually explicit voicemail with Tiger begging "talk dirty to me please" make the rounds.

TheSpoof.com writer reveals affair with Tiger Woods after steamy SMS text messages and sexually explicit voicemail with Tiger begging "talk dirty to me please" make the rounds.

LAS VEGAS: With more and more lovers emerging from the woodwork claiming to have had clandestine affairs with Tiger Woods a Spoof.com reporter's name is now being added to the list. Due to TheSpoof.com's highly ethical policy of protecting the ident...

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Funny story: Extra-terrestrial TheSpoof.com writer outed as Bulgarian scientists claim 'aliens are already among us on earth'. Dan Brown to contact shea lo for advice on deciphering complex secret symbols

Extra-terrestrial TheSpoof.com writer outed as Bulgarian scientists claim 'aliens are already among us on earth'. Dan Brown to contact shea lo for advice on deciphering complex secret symbols

LONDON: This alien TheSpoof.com reporter has quietly lived among earthlings for many years only to have its cover blown today. Bulgarian scientists claimed publicly that they have known that not only do aliens exist, they are already living among u...

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