TheSpoof.com writer reveals affair with Tiger Woods after steamy SMS text messages and sexually explicit voicemail with Tiger begging "talk dirty to me please" make the rounds.

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Thursday, 3 December 2009

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LAS VEGAS: With more and more lovers emerging from the woodwork claiming to have had clandestine affairs with Tiger Woods a Spoof.com reporter's name is now being added to the list. Due to TheSpoof.com's highly ethical policy of protecting the identity of its writers, a tight veil of secrecy has been thrown around this yet-to-be identified spoofster.

Today TheSpoof.com executive office was thrown into a tizzy with this revelation. A straight-faced CEO Mark Lowton appeared before the international media asking to be left in peace and cautioning the tabloids to avoid this scurrilous reporting

" At TheSpoof.com we believe in honest, factual journalism and we absolutely abhor and abjure yellow tabloid reporting", he told the gathered media, while undoubtedly basking in the limelight.

Meanwhile anonymous sources have said that this un-named writer is in possession of "thousands" of hot, steamy explicit SMS text messages from Tiger as well as equally hot and steamy voice-mail messages with the Tiger begging for all sorts of dirty tricks

"Like who'da thought he could off been so down and dirty, he always tried to pass himslf off as such a goody two-shoes ", said the writer's step-mother, ex-stripper and pole dancer Bambi Labamba who is currently shopping her story to the highest bidder.

Ms. Labamba says she knows for a fact that her ex's kid - the mystery Spoof.com writer - and Tiger had done it thousands of times in his black Cadillac Escalade. She added that the affair had been going on for a coupla years.

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