HONOLULU - Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh was rushed to hospital after he complained of pains resembling a heart attack. The big old potato-head was holidaying in this Hawaiian resort when the incident is said to have occurred.
A guest host on a radio show said Limbaugh's pains were as similar to the feeling of a "heart attack coming on." He indicated that Limbaugh's doctors haven't yet confirmed whether the 58-year-old actually had a heart attack, and more exams were planned Thursday.
Medical experts appearing on the Wolfen Blitzen show on CNN (Cheerleading News Network) expressed incredulity at this news. A panel of cardiologists concurred:
"It is absolutely amazing that Mr. Limbaugh could have experienced pains similar "to a heart attack" when we know for a fact he has no heart. He is just a big fat blob of ectoplasm with a rudimentary brain stem that moves his mouth. For him to have actually 'experienced' pains associated with having a heart is truly a miracle of evolution"