SMALL-TOWN, USA: Thanks to the US-led plan for the re-integration of 'good' Taliban into Afghan society through financial bribes - there has been a hundred-fold increase among Taliban millionaires. The Obama-approved aid paid to these 'good' guys has been turned over to the bad dude leaders - whose bank accounts had previously been frozen.
So while ordinary Americans are losing their jobs, their homes, their health care and their loved ones in Afghanistan the Obama-led admin is pumping out cash to the enemy to justify its Cut-and-Run strategy.
Injured US soldiers who are returning home to a bleak future say unanimously that the war is being fought in the 'wrong place'. An unnamed Army source agreed saying: "If we wanted to win the war we should have taken it to Pakistan where it all begins and ends. Just can't understand why we allow the Paks to piss around like we have".
Angry veterans groups have complained that nothing is being done for them while the enemy is becoming rich in a shameless US surrender 'strategy'. Many said "We're mad as hell and we're not gonna take it anymore'
"We've come home to nothing while some murderous thugs are living in subterranean mansions complete with armored Hummers, satellite phones, fat bank accounts and 100 wives. Thanks for nothing Mr.Obama - you just showed the enemy that we are gutless cowards. Where's the change you promised? Aren't we worth a billion dollars in aid?"
Pakistani Army-Intelligence men who train, control and dispatch militants claim they have won the war by forcing the US out and they can now fall back on their usual activities of creating mayhem and murder in the region.
A Pak Army major laughed: "We have always fooled the Americans by telling them how important we are and they have always fallen for it - and we've milked billions from them. You guys are so stupid you amaze us"
