CCN (Crazy Cal News) - NEW YORK - In an effort to prove that the Clintons, unlike President George W. Bush, are literate, former president Bill Clinton penned a crossword puzzle for the New York Times Magazine. Since the presidency will be a two for...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Internet - Yahoo! and MySpace have allegedly been deleting comments and messages posted by Ron Paul supporters. Anyone who supports Ron Paul or leaves any messages or comments about Ron Paul is reportedly in danger of having t...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington D.C. - Chevron, the second-largest American oil company, is saying that it should have known kickbacks were being paid to Saddam Hussein on oil it bought from Iraq.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - Voters seem to be siding with Bush as Cal-el slides down the polls in the presidential vote on U4prez.com. Once ranked at 7 in the Independent category, he is now rated at 6.8461. This is clearly an...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Scientists have created a machine that can put you to sleep in 2 hours and give you the equivalent of 8 hours sleep. They had to come up with a highly technical name for the "sleep machine," so they called it a trans...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Digg.com - A user, who goes by the handle of thecoolestguy bought ABC today. He was extremely frustrated that they completely ignored Ron Paul out of their on-line poll, so he took up a collection using PayPal and bought the n...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - California - Paris Hilton said "Goodbye to Love," jail, and her publicist. She is now thinking about paying Britney Spears to work with Richard Carpenter to do a remake of the famous song make popular by Karen Carpen...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Pasadena, CA - The dreams of Star Trek TNG are coming true. The replicator, which the New York Times writer, Saul Hansell wrongly calls a "transporter" (he obviously isn't a Star Trek fan) is being developed by s...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York City - FOX News is trying to deny Republican Ron Paul of Texas the chance to appear in its televised debates, siting, "He looks too old to be on TV, and besides, he's a REAL Republican. The Bush Administratio...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The World - Today, the entire world sent out Wanted posters for U.S. President George W. Bush. Among the crimes listed are: * Butchering the English Language * Defamation of Muslims * Piracy of the Constitution of the United States * Lying to the American People While in Office * Unprovoked Attacks on Foreign Countries * Causing Inte...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - "From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli," was the verse sung by millions of U.S. Marines as they marched. Today that was changed. The Marines' Hymn, most sacred to all Marines, w...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, President Bush signed a bill allowing Republicans to have sex with prostitutes. This comes after Friday's resignation of Randall L. Tobias from the post of deputy secretary of state after confirmi...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Alaska - Kenneth Starr, who petitioned the U.S. Supreme Court to take up Alaska's "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" case, a dispute involving a high school student, Joseph Frederick, a banner, and a tough school policy, was arr...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, Bertie Ahern, after reading about the Bush/Blair wedding on TheSpoof.com, presented President George W. Bush with their first wedding present. Bertie Ahern has been Teachta Dála (Member of Parliament)...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Alaska - Alaska State House Representative Vic Kohring, Former state legislator Bruce Weyhrauch, and Former state legislator Pete Kott were hauled off in handcuffs as the Corrupt Bastards Club members were brought down by the F...
Bush: Condi... I want to tell you my secret now. I see dead people.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Today, when former president Clinton was asked, "When is the last time you slept with Hillary," He immediately replied, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."...
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