Bush Sees Dead People

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Saturday, 5 May 2007

Bush: Condi... I want to tell you my secret now. I see dead people.

Condi: In your dreams? While you're awake? Dead people like dead in coffins?

Bush: Walking around like regular people. They don't know they're dead.

Condi: How often do you see them?

Bush: All the time.

Bush: I talk to families who die.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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