Moscow, Monday, Feb, 14. Woof Bluster with an SOS report for Spoof On Sports. The imminent threat of Russia's invasion of Ukraine disappeared Monday as President Vladimir Putin offered a Valentine's gift of peace to the world. The "no war" decision f…
Canadian Pry Minister Dustin True-Dough recently held a press conference at the international airport of Gander, Newfoundland to announce that a resolution to the Ukraine crisis, as well as his own domestic turmoil, was imminent. "What we've done…
Ukrainian Vodka is cheaper at border shops than Russian vodka. Ukrainian girls aren't as frigid as Russian ones (both romantically and figuratively.) In the winter a really nice, warm breeze comes in from the Black Sea. The parties in Ukrain…
Gee whizz, fellow, grow up. Don't blame the United States because you marched onto the Ukraine border with tanks, troops, and missiles, and then the whole world took notice. The world as a whole remember's what you did in Crimea. Same march, incursio…
“Wha—Where are my glasses? A tsunami in Tonga? Where the fuck’s ‘Tonga’? Russian forces massing on Ukraine’s border? What the hell?” These are only some of the many questions the caretakers of an increasingly senescent Supreme Being have overhea…
Who would have thought? It started when Russia announced it was going to perform naval exercises off the coast of Ireland without Ireland’s permission. Furthermore, Russia added, Ireland should stay out of its way. What? Naval exercises off the c…
Yes, where are you? Or are the pro-life, anti-abortion, life is sacred folks just a means to control women, put them back in the kitchen, remove them from public office, and let the men reign supreme, deciding when the little lady may put on a pair o…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden has just informed the American people that he will be sending 125,000 troops to Ukraine to counter Russia sending 100,000 troops to the Ukraine. POTUS has made it clear that he will not engage Put…
Kiev, Ukraine - Russian President Vladimir Putin has taken over the government of the Ukraine without losing any troops, after flying hundreds of Donald Trump's crazed cult followers to Kiev disguised as peace loving U.S. tourists. Once inside the…
Overnight Russian military tanks and troops and missile systems appeared and surround Buckingham Palace. Sould the Queen be a wee bit nervous? Well, sure. The Queen would get on the telephone, call in MI5, MI6, the Metropolitan police, her militar…
Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky gave a rare appearance in the U.S. as a way of gathering support for his country’s plight, as the country is likely to be invaded at any minute by Russian troops. Given Zelensky’s background, it is perhaps not sur…
A prolonged interview with the proverbial elephant in the room on a certain laptop and other matters has at last surfaced. The elephant being interviewed, a dignified male with gray in his eyebrows, expressed sympathy for the President and his son…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Chicago Wind newspaper has just revealed that the Ukraine has agreed to lease one of its military air force bases to the U.S. Ukrainian General Dinipro Visachenko stated that the deal will not cost the Americ…
“I believe in change from within,” said progressive Republican Senator Lamar Alexander of Tennessee, who gained notoriety for his much-debated decision to vote in favor of excluding witnesses from the Senate impeachment trial of President Donald Trum...
World leaders have refused to condemn Iran after the damning evidence that it had shot down a Ukrainian passenger jet headed to Ukraine and Canada in what appears to have been a clumsy response to the drone strike by the US military against a Quds Ge...
Here are some possibilities for our Complainer in Chief to pay off his karma debt for throwing the Ukraine to the Russian wolves in not letting them have the military aid that was promised them when they needed it: Being embodied as a soldier at t...
Blasting the liberal-leaning media for propagating "fake news," United States President Donald Trump denied rumors that he had been impeached. The president went on to announce that he would soon be taking a trip to Ukraine to do some last-minute...
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