A teenage girl, known only as Miss Playsfootsie, has been ordered to remove her "chastity ring" at a school in Horsham, West Sussex in case she offends hoardes of already pregnant schoolgirl classmates.
With the recent rise in divorce rates showing no sign of slowing down, Government think tanks have long expounded their reasons why Great Britain's divorce rate is soaring.
The Cornish fishing village of Boscastle has once again been hit by devastating floods which have washed away cars, homes, villages and once again, the Post Office cat.
In a startling twist to the Big Brother saga one lucky housemate became the recipient of £100,000 pounds yesterday-on a whim!...
Police are urgently appealing for any information whatsoever after several kids in a phonebox rang through and reported seeing a flying pig over Birmingham this afternoon.
Following recent highly publicised incidents involving cock-exposure on trains, in public and in restaurants, advertising companies have been quick to spot the potential of such occurrences.
The Vatican has issued a brand new set of the ten commandments after a "rethink" over the messages contained on the slabs of stone Moses carefully dragged down the mountain after speaking to God.
Britain's fist Muslim peer, Labour's Lord Ahmed, has today offered to knight Salman Rushdie at Buckingham Palace himself.
During a carefully engineered game of "Truth or Dare" the two gays in the Big Brother house were egged into the houses' first full-on gay kiss, including tongues, slobbering and groping.
Britney Spears was today back in the news for giving maximum exposure -- this time, to her nipples. Having flashed every other body part, Britney's nipples have requested equal exposure and have jiggled for freedom twice in the last week.
Posh Spice Victoria Beckham has been paralysed after a security incident at LA international airport today. In the horrifying accident Victoria was asked to remove her 7 inch high trademark heels as she passed through a security device.
Endemol producers today bowed to public pressure in a bid to boost flagging ratings in the Big Brother house by sending in two big slobbering males in the early hours of this morning.
Jennifer Aniston is showing the world that she's over her well-publicised split from Brad Pitt by exposing her own well-publicised split to the world in an advert for bottled water.
Michael Barrymore and two other men have been arrested and charged by police today after new evidence emerged in their investigation conducted earlier this year.
In a nearly unprecedented move today George W. Bush declared war on Iran in retaliation for the Albanians nicking his valuable timepiece.
In a shock to the comedy establishment today, veteran comedian Bob Monkhouse has returned from the dead. He was initially spotted playing golf alongside Jimmy Tarbuck on Saturday, but journalists simply didn't believe the dead comedian had return...
Following condemnation from the Church Of England of the new bloodbath PS3 game set around Manchester Cathedral, game giants Sony have today revealed plans to bring out a new war game set within the holy confines of the Vatican.
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