Bush Declares War in Effort to Retrieve Watch

Funny story written by carina-eta

Wednesday, 13 June 2007

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Last known photograph of captured watch

In a nearly unprecedented move today George W. Bush declared war on Iran in retaliation for the Albanians nicking his valuable timepiece.

Having finally admitted that his Rolex was cleverly abducted from his left wrist, the worlds most protected man has decided to take aggressive action against Iran.

In a hurried meeting today his aides outlined the case against Iran. The WMD (Watch Missing Dammit) is believed to have been shipped already to Iran where it is being held up as an object of derision by Bush's perceived enemies.

Bush's highly paid personal bodyguards, who failed to notice the theft taking place approximately 4 cm from their noses, today explained that a chain of at least 4,000 heavily armed Albanians must have snatched and passed the watch at faster than light speed through the crowds whilst employing a cloaking device.

Bush commented, "Based on the information I have been given regarding the WMD, I can only conclude that Iran has organised and employed this despicable act and must therefore be ransacked until the WMD is found."

Sadly, Bush was unable to give a time or date for the action as he has lost his watch.

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