Written by carina-eta

Thursday, 21 June 2007

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Newcastle Brown Ale to be renamed Liam Ale

In a startling twist to the Big Brother saga one lucky housemate became the recipient of £100,000 pounds yesterday-on a whim!

Lucky Liam was deemed by three housemates to have offended the least number of people since his entry to the house 4 hours earlier. The three housemates based their decision on the fact that Liam was from one of the poorest areas of the U.K, Newcastle-upon Tyne, a city with no running water or electricity and where alcohol is seen as a canny career choice.

Had Londoners Charley or Brainy won the money they would've been hard-pushed to buy a small terraced property in the West End, but Liam will now be able to afford vast swathes of land in Newcastle with his winnings.

Already, he has been automatically added to Debretts as the richest man in Newcastle since Anthony Hutton won Big Brother 2 years ago.

Liams family today commented, "Way-ay man, we're hopin' ta get oorselves a couple o' villages each and a footie team."

Fellow Geordie Heather Mills is already camped outside his home claiming he attacked her last week and demanding damages.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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