Written by carina-eta

Thursday, 14 June 2007

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No Barrymore- this must stop!

Michael Barrymore and two other men have been arrested and charged by police today after new evidence emerged in their investigation conducted earlier this year.

It appears that Barrymore and two male friends were repeatedly seen smoking outdoors and leaving disgusting fag ends floating in the swimming pool area outside Barrymore's Essex mansion.

Neighbours reported Barrymore yet again yesterday for lewd behaviour in public as he was spotted dragging on a crafty fag at the rear of his property.

Neighbour Mildred Whitestop commented, "I don't mind the wild parties, broken beer bottles and gay lovin' going on night after night, but the sight of Barrymore crouched in a corner of his garden with his grubby little hands cupped round a cigarette makes me physically sick."

Police today confirmed that Barrymore and two friends had been arrested and charged after a police raid today.

An officer commented, "We have removed supporting evidence from the scene, namely a tobacco pouch and a box of matches."

Outspoken Barrymore critic George Galloway commented on TV today,"Do these fellow celebrities of mine really think they are above the law."

Barrymore's agent, rumoured to have dropped the star, said, "This time he's gone too far, the public will never forget this."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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