The Bravisimo Network has just announced that the new reality show "Growing Up Amish," has been abruptly canceled after airing only the first episode, leaving viewers puzzled and the production team scratching their heads in disbelief. TV critic S…
Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has compiled a list of tweets about "The Orange Orca" aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump by Ann "Horse Face" Coulter. A LIST OF TWEETS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP FROM ANN COULTER TWEET 1. Three years ago Donald gr…
The American Research Group reports that the much-awaited Kimberly Guilfoyle Gin (GG) is now available at your neighborhood liquor stores. The gin, which is 169 proof (84½% alcohol) was produced from a recipe that Kimberly's bootlegging grandfathe…
Vox Populi reporter Tapioca Swizzle has just broken the story that Guatemala-born Sen. Teodorofellio Pancito Juanito "Dracula" Cruz was booked on counterfeiting charges. Cruzy, as his urologist calls him, denies the charges saying that it is all j…
American Food News Agency writer Calypso Igloo writes that the very happy couple of Taylor "Tay-Tay" Swift and her boyfriend Joaquin Beauregard "Gazy" Gazpacho have just filmed a Taco Bell commercial. Miss Igloo said that the two "Gigglers," appea…
The May-December couple whose relationship has been known to have more fireworks that a New York City New Year's Day celebration were recently spotted at the famous La Brea Tar Pits diner. The dashing couple was sipping on fiery Jalapeno Margarita…
Hold on to your balls, folks! The Lakers of Los Angeles, under the ownership of the charismatic Jeanie Buss, are about to embark on a coaching adventure like no other! In a jaw-dropping twist, Buss is considering appointing her brand new boyfriend…
Bristola-Myuns Laboratory has just put out a pill that will cause women to have sensuously erotic feelings, which will pretty much guarantee them sexual intimacy. The pink pill is being manufactured under the name "Kimberly's Wonder Whine." It…
GOP Picky Magazine reporter Tabitha Wishywater says she recently spoke with Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump at a (what else) McDonalds. As she observed his orange as hell complexion, his itty bitty toddler hands and fingers, and his hairdo that look…
The queen of hip hop, Beyoncé, has unveiled the highly-anticipated opening act for her upcoming "Sizzling Summer Fo Shizzle My Nizzle Tour." Taking the stage alongside Beyoncé is none other than The Lap Rap Posse, a dynamic band that features her…
The United States Supreme Court has just ruled by a vote of 6 to 3, that Ticketmaster must change their name The ticket sales and distribution company has been put on notice that the name change must occur within 10 days. The company which is h…
Overnight a huge Type-A sinkhole formed in downtown Milwaukee next to the "Making Whoopie Pole Dancing Lounge." The "Sinky" as sinkhole experts call them, swallowed up a Burger King restaurant, which is now believed to be sitting at about 742 feet…
(SPORTS NEWS) - The greatest player to ever dribble an NBA basketball, Michael Jordan, who has six world championship rings, is proud of his newly released book titled, "Hey Fella, Look Up At The Scoreboard." The book was written by Jordan along w…
The BBC has just announced that a source inside Buckingham Palace has made it known that King Charles, has just donated £1 million to President Volodymyr Zelenskyy's Ukraine War effort against the invading heathens, Putin's troops. Charles notes t…
The Volcanic Institute of Switzerland reports that a Type B volcano has suddenly formed a mere three miles from Chalet Fondue, a very popular and ritzy-as-the-dickens Swiss ski resort. The volcano named "The Swiss Miss," was discovered by newly ma…
iNews Agency reporter Kitty Segovia is reporting that the very popular country music duo of Mo & Jo has landed in some hot water. Or actually the male duo partner Mo Farmweather, 34, has. It seems that when the duo, who are just good friends,…
Reports filtering out of Brooklyn are that the Salvatore Goombalini crime family is looking to purchase the Statue of Liberty. Reporter Carmine Calatino with The New York Sunshine Observer said that he spoke with crime boss Salvatore Goombalin in…
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