Kimberly Guilfoyle gin is now available at most fancy liquor stores

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 31 May 2023

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"Guilfoyle Gin is so damn good - And I'm a hardcore heavy drinker." -BLAKE SHELTON

The American Research Group reports that the much-awaited Kimberly Guilfoyle Gin (GG) is now available at your neighborhood liquor stores.

The gin, which is 169 proof (84½% alcohol) was produced from a recipe that Kimberly's bootlegging grandfather Orasco Zacatecas, developed in his island country home of Puerto Rico.

Senor Zacatecas closely guarded the secret gin recipe and he would eventually pass it on to his favorite granddaughter, the highly sexy Kimberly aka "La Chulita."

And so now Miss Guilfoyle, who is the fiancée of Donald "Dopey" Trump Jr, has just received $19.7 million to sign over the rights of GG to Brewski Inc., of Hackensack, New Jersey. ■

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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