Kimberly Guilfoyle is the new face of a sensuously erotic sex pill

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 30 May 2023

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This pill will put the "Voom" back in Vavavooming.

Bristola-Myuns Laboratory has just put out a pill that will cause women to have sensuously erotic feelings, which will pretty much guarantee them sexual intimacy.

The pink pill is being manufactured under the name "Kimberly's Wonder Whine."

It was researched and developed at Left Coast College in Carpinteria, California.

The pill works so well that it comes with a double your money back guarantee.

Bristola Myuns has just signed Kimberly Guilfoyle to appear in TV adds, as well as in magazine adds for the new "WW."

SIDENOTE: The long-legged, fine-assed Guilfoyle is noted for having one of the biggest sexual appetites east of the Mississippi River.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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