Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has compiled a list of tweets about "The Orange Orca" aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump by Ann "Horse Face" Coulter.
TWEET 1. Three years ago Donald grabbed my ass, but I hauled off and hit him with a Jose Altuve baseball bat that I happened to be holding at the time.
TWEET 2. A have a picture that was sent to me by a reporter with Russia's Kremlin Voice that shows Trump sitting on Putin's lap.
TWEET 3. Melania once confided in me that Donaldo's "Vienna sausage" made some strange noises while he peed.
TWEET 4. Ivanka told me that her sperm donor father told her when she graduated from high school that one day they would run off to Scotland and get married.
TWEET 5. One of Donald's maids told me she once found two Big Macs underneath his pillow, in a pot plant and behind his toilet.
