Jesse James has demanded his money back from the exclusive escort service that supplied him with a call girl on numerous occasions. Reports surfaced that James' penis suddenly turned black, shriveled up, and then fell off! Stunned, Jesse first tur...
NEW YORK CITY - After years and years of denial, going back to his singing days in the boy band Menudo, and later in the older boy band Caldo, and presently in the male band Los Taquitos, Ricky Martin has announced in his official web site that he is...
Dr. Bertha Crawford, Chair of the American Council Of Women's Organization (ACWO) says that Tiger Woods choice of going back on tour at the Master's Tournament in Atlanta, that doesn't allow women to play there, is a slap in the face of women everywh...
LITTLE ROCK - The state of Arkansas has jumped ahead of the other 48 states, or 49 if you count frozen Alaska, which most "Lower 48ers" don't since Sarah Palin came onto the scene with her moose killing, camouflage jock-strap wearing 'I can shoot bet...
For years they've been standing on the streets of Britain looking cold and pissed off holding a bright yellow sign with 'Golf Sale This Way' written on them, but tomorrow the pavements will feel that little bit emptier as the Golf Sale sign holders s...
High powered Ari Fleisher, newly hired by Tiger Woods to handle his public relations, requested that CBS put Tiger Wood's head into a hermetically sealed bubble during the Master's Tournament interviews. Citing the Nixon Doctrine as precedent, Fleis...
ORLANDO - The Tiger Woods family maid Paprika Latibia Madison stated that Tiger emailed Sandra Bullock's husband Jesse "Have I Got Some Nads Or What?" James with a six word email that really and truly said it all, "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!...
Still another worker in the sex trade has come forward to place her name alongside Joslyn James and Holly Sampson as a sex partner with Tiger Woods. Devon James now says she has been with Tiger for over two years and has the recordings to back it...
Elin Woods says that Tiger's old problems with his mistress has NOT been settled, even though the golf people and their money would like to think so. Elin reportedly told a tabloid yet unidentified, but definitely on a shelf soon at your grocer, t...
Florida - (Hole-in-One Mess): Tiger Woods referred to his slut No 15 Devon James as Ms Crotch-Stirrer after discovering her anagram booking-name is Moved Jeans. "Somethin sure stirred inside them Tiger Levis!" the porn actress's booking agent com...
According to an article posted on several websites and at least one publication, "Lowlights Magazine", a former porn star is telling more about her relationship with Tiger Woods. Joslyn James, who's been the villain of several national articles la...
Reading from a carefully prepared script, Tiger Woods announced today that he is a now a homosexual. "This will prevent me from having any more affairs with trashy women, and help get me back to the serious business of golf," the world's lusties...
Freed from their sex therapy clinic near St Andrews, Scotland the bad boys, Terry, Cole, Wood and Owens are having a rare day out at the home of golf, St Andrews. Things did not begin well as Tiger was banned from the posh locker room by the up th...
Tiger's gone weeping home again with what's left of his tail, between his legs. His wife has accepted his apology and says she'll be keeping him on a short leash when she eventually lets him out of the doghouse. Having successfully completed trea...
ORLANDO - Tiger Woods has just announced that after voluntarily checking himself into rehab on three different occasions, at a total cost of $475,000, he is ready to pick up his putter and his balls and start playing around...ah make that and start...
Aging super sultrist Madonna, who just recently provoked Yankee superstar, ARod, to leave his wife and children for her thigh nest, raised eyebrows in the Big Apple this morning by saying that she believes that she is the mother of Tiger Woods. Unti...
Tiger Woods is about to start "swinging" again, a PGA spokesman is about to divulge the dates and Tigers "Golfies" (Golfing Groupies) just cannot wait. They've been starved of Tiger "swinging it" "hole-in-one-ing it" and "putting it" after hours.
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