Tiger's gone weeping home again with what's left of his tail, between his legs. His wife has accepted his apology and says she'll be keeping him on a short leash when she eventually lets him out of the doghouse.
Having successfully completed treatment for his sex addiction, though how the hell they'll know, is beyond me, he says he is cured. I feel sorry for his wife if this is the case. She'll be gagging for it one day and he'll not be able to tee off.
Well I think his parents are to blame for giving him a name he's been trying to live up to. It's really Ellwood by the way.
It has been rumoured that the cure included being locked in a room with aging actress Pamela Anderson for 48 hours, being fed only Walkers Crisps and watching her parade around in her tiny red swimsuit.
Having been in the room for 8 hours, he started banging on the door of the room to be let out, but no mercy was shown.
He completed the treatment and definitely came out a 'changed' man, ego deflated as well as dangly bits.
