Written by Bureau

Sunday, 28 March 2010

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Dr. Bertha Crawford, Chair of the American Council Of Women's Organization (ACWO) says that Tiger Woods choice of going back on tour at the Master's Tournament in Atlanta, that doesn't allow women to play there, is a slap in the face of women everywhere.

"Here he is using women from one end of the country to the other for sex and he comes back to play golf at a place that won't allow women to play. That's a coward's way if you ask me."

Tiger, who has been in the news over the past six months over his sexcapades, has announced that he plans to go after another trophy at Atlanta, one that he has won more times than any other of the four majors.

"Tiger is not going to win back many supporters by going about it the way he is", stated Crawford. "His apology sounded hollow and now he chooses to appear first at Augusta."

"And the sheer nerve of the guy choosing a men-only Club is amazing", stated the Chair of the all female organization.

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