Elin Woods Says She Hopes Tiger Loses Masters, Finishes Last!

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Thursday, 25 March 2010

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Elin Woods says that Tiger's old problems with his mistress has NOT been settled, even though the golf people and their money would like to think so.

Elin reportedly told a tabloid yet unidentified, but definitely on a shelf soon at your grocer, that she stays at their home for a few days at a time and does not sleep in the same bed as Tiger. She said she's still hoping something can work out for their kid's sake.

"But I don't think he's really sorry about what he did, just that he got caught."

Elin wouldn't comment on any hecklers that have been sent out to the Masters course but if there are any, she hopes they disturb Tiger so bad he misses the cut.

The report stated that the whole get-together was a charade so that Tiger can make some money to pay off their bills.

She also stated that she's not sure that her husband has quit seeing his favorite lover.

The one who benefits here is television which has one of the best golf championships and a soap opera going on at the same time.

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