Tiger Woods is about to start "swinging" again, a PGA spokesman is about to divulge the dates and Tigers "Golfies" (Golfing Groupies) just cannot wait.
They've been starved of Tiger "swinging it" "hole-in-one-ing it" and "putting it" after hours.
They've also promised to have their pubes dyed "putting green green" so Tiger can find his way to the holes even quicker!
As for his GOLF, who the fuck cares, he's so hot, so mean and hungry after all of the scandals, he'll wipe the rest of his colleagues OUT.
The golfing world and paparazzi can't wait for Tiger to return and any young, shy, beauties "lingering" in broom-cupboards in Tigers hotels will not be disappointed, Mr Woods is hot and has plenty to prove!
As for the missus, well, she'll still be counting the zero's on her bank account, cest la vie, especially when you're a wife of a mutli-millionaire golfer who loves "SWINGING" it about!
