Tiger Woods "Domination" Fantasies Revealed By Partner

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Sunday, 21 March 2010

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"Tiger The Conquerer"

According to an article posted on several websites and at least one publication, "Lowlights Magazine", a former porn star is telling more about her relationship with Tiger Woods.

Joslyn James, who's been the villain of several national articles lately stated that she was only defending herself and that Tiger Woods is exactly the way she has described him.

"People have called me a sleaze and I have been, but Tiger Woods is playing a whole new game trying to get everybody on his side", she allegedly told Lowlights.

James told the reporter that of course she has implants. "Who in Hollywood doesn't?"

She then talked about all the fantasies she had played out with the Masters golfer and has apparently threatened to get a ghost writer and put out a book.

"He enjoys being 'The Tiger'. When he attacks, he makes you squeal like that guy in 'Deliverance'!"

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