Tiger Apparently Played "Masters" In Bed With A Third Professional Sex Worker

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Thursday, 25 March 2010

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Still another worker in the sex trade has come forward to place her name alongside Joslyn James and Holly Sampson as a sex partner with Tiger Woods.

Devon James now says she has been with Tiger for over two years and has the recordings to back it up.

She apparently becomes #14 overall, if you're keeping score. Remember, you will be penalized if you don't sign it.

James stated she got up to $2,000 a session according to a report in "Hollywood Blue" and in a recent radio interview.

After the latest report, Elin says she may miss the opening round and stay away from the Masters Tournament, because Tiger has apparently made the cut regularly, over their five year marriage.

Maybe, like at the first tee at the British Open a few years ago, Tiger will lose his balls in the bushes and start all over again, as a bachelor!

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