Florida - (Hole-in-One Mess): Tiger Woods referred to his slut No 15 Devon James as Ms Crotch-Stirrer after discovering her anagram booking-name is Moved Jeans.
"Somethin sure stirred inside them Tiger Levis!" the porn actress's booking agent commented today describing the moment the golf champ first clapped eyes on the blonde, emerald-eyed 38DD-24-34 entertainer, "nearly burst the zipper right in front of my eyes!
"Course now she's gone and dished the dirt in public on her $3,000-a-pop Tiger threesomes she's lookin more like Ms Jade's Venom!"
Interviewed in this week's LA FagHagSlagMag special Tiger edition porn star Devon blamed Elin Woods' tacky grooming for her husband's slippery slide to extramarital perdition:
"Check those Gala Evening pics with Elin showing two whole months of untouched roots!" James commented.
"All that $$$ in the bank and the lady can't afford to hire in a home hairdresser for a lick of peroxide in between breastfeedin the lill ones?"
Loredana Jolie is still the prettiest Tiger ho out of the whole whoring retinue.
