RHINEBECK - NEW YORK HUDSON VALLEY: In what is being called "the wedding of the century", Chelsea Clinton will marry long-time BF Marc Mezvinsky. Chelsea - a Methodist and Marc - a conservative Jew will be married in 2 separate ceremonies reflec...
QUEENS, New York - One of the stars of The Jersey Shore, Snooki was in town with her second cousin Elvira Pennafelli, who had an appointment with her probation officer. The Snook, as her Aunt Chentina calls her, was asked why she was looking so pa...
A young lady from Brazil who claims that she is President Obama's number one fan has been seen talking with Monica Lewinsky, according to a friend of Monica. Thus far not even the paparazzi have came up with the full name butt they do have a clue.
No, it's not for being the nation's leading ass nor for having Ferengi-sized ears, Lady Gaga has more followers on Facebook that the President with more than ten million followers, according to the most recent count. "I may have to run against him...
Now that the cat is out of the bag concerning the fact that the Obama marriage is in serious trouble with Michelle petulantly flying off to Spain to pointedly snub her husband's Birthday, it now appears the Feuding First Couple will go public in sepa...
There appears to not only be trouble with the shrinking paycheck of the average American Worker, but perhaps lurking trouble in the marriage of America's First Family, as it was announced Michelle was taking one of the kids in a huff and splitting f...
Tesla motors, darling of the Department of Energy, spurned on by investment guru Al "Big Dawg" Gore, and close confidants of Obama's Chicago Cartel, noted for the GREEN they stuff into their pockets, still hasn't produced one sedan it promised over...
Vladmir Putin, not known to have a stylish sense of humour, surprised even his harshest critics as he shocked the White House when a Russian Ambassador delivered an unexpected birthday gift to President Barry Obama today in the form of a 7 tiered cak...
A $30,000 per plate birthday party fund raiser for Barack Obama by a Chicago mobster has reopened unanswered questions about the regime leader's actual birthplace. After the birthday bash announcement by policy & numbers man Jermaine "Crawdad...
HAVANA - The ex-president of Cuba, Fidel Castro, has stated that his brother, Raul, the new president of Cuba, has authorized him to negotiate for the exchange of prisoners between the United States and Cuba. Fidel stated that his country, which p...
In yet another bold move by President Obama to prove to the country that he is willing to put partisan politics aside and do what is best for the country, has asked for a list from the leaders of various conservative and libertarian groups naming dem...
Yes it is true that Obama was not born in USA and yes it is true that his Dad was Kenyan, but Obama was born neither in USA or Kenya, Obama was in fact born in Nigeria, the country famous for scamming white people. Why was Obama born there? Obama'...
A Barack by any other name might smell just as sweet, but there is one in Saudi Arabia that is a real stinker. When Sheik al Ghandi, a higher up in Saudi society, made the courageous announcement that nothing in Islam should ban men and women from...
Left wing labour leader hopeful Diane Abbot was given a boost for the top job today when it was revealed that the baby she gave up for adoption as a teenager is none other than US president Barack Obama. "Diane has been trying to trace her son for...
Washington AC/DC - (Papal Bullshit News): Three hours of blah, blah, Cheryl Cole/Osama's timeshare/BP/Lady Gaga/Mahmoud Ahmadinejad/Raoul Moat/Andy Roddick's penis extension... and it's curtains for Papa Ratzi, baby! That's the upshot of the Obama...
The "Zero Liability Voter" is expected to make a major impact in the 2010 and 2012 elections. According to a report from social scientists at the University of Colorado, "if enough of them show up and vote, the results will probably be more of the c...
There was great rejoicing in the White House (now renamed - temporarily - the Black House) at the presence of Britain's brand new Prime Minister, David Cameron. This was somethin' special! Getting troops out of Vietnam was top of the agenda. 'This...
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