Chelsea Clinton wedding. Obama "out", Indian hotelier who pioneered famous weight-loss regime "in"

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Saturday, 31 July 2010

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RHINEBECK - NEW YORK HUDSON VALLEY: In what is being called "the wedding of the century", Chelsea Clinton will marry long-time BF Marc Mezvinsky.

Chelsea - a Methodist and Marc - a conservative Jew will be married in 2 separate ceremonies reflecting a growing trend towards inter-faith marriage in America.

Although the list of invitees has been kept secret due to security issues, your intrepid reporter has discovered that President Obama is on the "OUT" list. Included among the "IN" crowd is a well-known Indian hotelier and Tandoori tycoon - a major contributor to Papa Bubba's many deals.

When asked what gift he was presenting the couple, this Indian hotelier told The Spoof.com:

"What do you think? I'm a hotelier, Chelsea's a vegetarian...huh...huh....give up? I supplied all the tandoori dishes man...garlic naan, paneer tikka, spinach pakoras, 5 different varieties of daal, aloo gobi. You name it. The Presidential couple - Billary - that is had a great time testing all the recipes.

"President Clinton and Hillary have also lost over 30 lbs each on my famous tandoori-bhangra diet. You eat all the tandoori you can in 20 minutes then do a vigorous bhangra work-out for 1 hour - I'll have you looking like a sexy Bollywood couple in no time - guaranteed".

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