No Birthday Party for Barry: Pissed Michelle Splits for Spain! Is This the End?

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Monday, 26 July 2010


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There appears to not only be trouble with the shrinking paycheck of the average American Worker, but perhaps lurking trouble in the marriage of America's First Family, as it was announced Michelle was taking one of the kids in a huff and splitting for Spain and ignoring Barry's Birthday!

Insiders are tight lipped and while there have been reports surfacing over the past 17 months of Barry's disappearance at irregular times, 10 hour golf rounds and whispers of comely staffers being dispatched to far away diplomatic stations, this time, says one terrified staffer, it could be serious!

Reports leaked from DC police indicate that on at least four (4) occasions in recent months, the cops responded to 911 Domestic Abuse complaints from Pennsylvania Avenue , only to be turned away at the gate by Michelle's mother, who it was said, was armed.

One DC dispatcher, who wants to remain anonymous since she is white and employed only because of affirmative action, said she heard the President screaming in fear, and Michelle cursing in the background accusing him of sex capades while he was allegedly playing golf screaming, "10 Hours! Clinton didn't even take 10 Hours for a round of golf...and don't tell me bout your handicap, I knew all bout your handicap when we got're like all the rest...a pussy hound! BITCH!"

Since then, at least six (6) young interns, a massage therapist, and a young woman listed as a 'private videographer' , all good looking women of colour, have been escorted off White House grounds to waiting taxi cabs, and whisked away and their names erased from employment and access rolls.

The fact that Michelle has chosen just this time to leave for Spain which coincides with Barry's alleged Birthday of August 4th, also leads credence to another scenario recently exposed in the Spoof...the supposition that no one really knows not only WHERE Barry was born, but on WHAT day!

Obama said, "Hey, Michelle just needs a little time away. My birthday really is no big deal...when is it again...I can never remember?"

During her time away, Barry is said to be off to closed door Department of Justice hearings in Chicago where last minute deals are said to be cut to curtail the Blago trial before the indicted former Governor can release both audio and video tapes of Barry, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Al Gore discussing dismantling the country while being serviced by nude massage therapists.

Prior to the Spanish Get Away , the family is said to be spending a photo op week end on the Gulf Coast where they will be celebrating the demise of BP CEO Tony Hayward, and taking a submersible ride so Barry can show his kids that, yes, indeed," Daddy really did plug that 'ho!"

After the Spain junket, where Michelle is said to be traveling 'with friends', including her personal trainer, 2 MALE massage therapists and her chef, she is scheduled for a token visit with King Juan Carlos and Queen Sophia, and spending the rest of the time relaxing in the 30 reserved rooms she booked for the jaunt.

Then, it's back to the states where reportedly the family will be reunited on Martha's Vineyard where Obama is said to be meeting with Oliver Stone to discuss the Director's 'Final Solution' concerning 'the Jewish Question', along with input from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton who claim to be experts on Zionism.

Grass Roots Opposition continues to rise against the Obama Regime, especially on their policy of "Pay-Go", which Barry said would ensure that nothing would be legislated without being paid for.

As one sign so aptly stated outside yet another closed small business, "Pay Go! WE Pay YOU Go on Vacation....Again!"

Sal Rizzio, an unemployed mechanic for a Chrysler dealership in Asbury Park, NJ was more succinct as he grabbed his crotch and shouted, "Hey, Barry, not for nuthin', MASSAGE THIS!"

Guess that about sums it up. Hmmmm, Hmmmm, Hmmmm.

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