The truth behind the England team's disappointing summer World Cup capitulation can be revealed today as reports circulate that Wayne Rooney has been knobbing ex-captain John Terry's mum for months. The alleged affair was going on even before Terr...
The latest "football rich list" contains alarming news for beleaguered Manchester United and England star Wayne Rooney. It shows that he has fallen from 65th to 89th overall and to sixth in the players' rankings. The slump is accounted for by t...
As Wayne and Coleen Rooney jetted to Prague, a top historian warned them to beware of the Czech Republic's capital. Coleen is in the city for a fashion shoot and Wayne, who is currently out of the Manchester Utd side injured, flew to be with her i...
Sources close to Manchester United and England striker, Wayne Rooney claim that he has largely dismissed a Sun newspaper article attributed to Kevin Keeegan, which claimed that his confidence was 'shot.' Keegan, the former Liverpool and Hamburg pl...
Further allegations in the seedy personal life of footballing fiend Wayne Rooney have come to light this week. His marriage already hangs in the balance due to several infidelities with hotel-room prostitutes, but a shocking confession from a tra...
Liverpool - (Gonads): "Print that loada rubbish and they'll have yer guts for garters," Liverpool gynaecologist - er...geneaologist! - Rodney Blaggard said today. "Lesser slurs than that started the Toxteth Riots and that was before Roo or his Mis...
Manchester United supporters were today left bewildered by the disappointing attempts by Liverpool's travelling fan contingent to wind up United striker Wayne Rooney. The Scousers - revered by the media for their natural and spontaneous wit - fail...
Pau, France - (Holy Cow!): Will it be bell, book and candle next for Wayne Rooney if the missus's last ditch marriage-save caper bombs? Coleen has fled to Lourdes, hoping an appeal to the Madonna will see a miracle turnaround. The direct approa...
Manchester - (Missionary Position News): The Salford Escort Agency's Slapper-of-the-Year is being offered the chance of a ritual confession when the Papal circus rolls into town. Fears that the confessional might be bugged with hidden camcorder eq...
Police in Manchester issued a 'stay put' warning today to the thousands of 'wagabees n whores' making a planned 'invasion' down to Manchester for this weeks Champions League clash between Manchester United and Glasgow Rangers. Ever since United boss...
One of the prostitutes involved in the three-in-a-bed, piggies in blankets rumpus type sex romp with English footballer Wayne Rooney apologised on Sunday, saying "it was a mistake. I should have realised that being a vagina owner, I have great power,...
Top brands like Coca-Cla and Nike may be reconsidering their sponsorship of Wayne Rooney in the wake of his three-in-a-bed scandal, but some big names are offering six-figure sums to the girls at the centre of it. Jenny Thompson and Helen Wood hav...
Coca Cola bosses are reeling from the bad publicity surrounding Wayne Rooney and his now legendary threesomes with Manchester tarts. UK marketing boss, Les Rottenteeth, said "Coca Cola is a world leading brand and has many decades of proud histor...
Becks has been a busy boy of late, he has been spotted running around wearing glasses and choosing push bikes for his ankle biters. He has returned to the pitch as well just recently for his footy team who play soccer, following a six month recovery...
Wayne Rooney's friend Jennifer Thompson has been employed as a physiotherapist to the footballers at Manchester United. The fragrant young lady - who having finished her degree in Classics at Cambridge University completed an MA at the Finishing scho...
Reports coming in are suggesting that occasionally bedraggled diva, Amy Winehouse has sent a text message of support to Wayne Rooney as the Manchester United and England striker's troubles show no sign of abating. At this point, it isn't clear exa...
Although he may have been absent from the Everton/Manchester United clash at Goodison Park, accused philanderer Wayne Rooney was still the butt of a jolly jape by Everton supporters. As United lined up for a first half free kick at the Gladwys Str...
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