David Beckham turns Mormon, takes Coleen Rooney as second wife

Written by matthatt

Sunday, 12 September 2010


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Coleens new home in the Beckham compound.

Becks has been a busy boy of late, he has been spotted running around wearing glasses and choosing push bikes for his ankle biters. He has returned to the pitch as well just recently for his footy team who play soccer, following a six month recovery after dropping his wallet on his foot.

He has even found time to launch a range of his and hers scents with his fashionista Mrs, known these days as "fashion-Spice", and film an advert where they get dirty and down while going up in an American lift, which they call an elevator.

The multi tasking super human has also shown he has a heart as big as his advertising revenue by converting himself to Mormonism and a wing of his mansion to accommodate his second wife, as allowed under old Mormon law, which says a man may have up to four wives if he believes he can treat them equally, which would be a doddle for the multi talented, multi millionaire.

David has been so outraged by one of his old England team mates recent actions that he deemed it necessary to take steps, step in and step up to the plate, which is another Americanism relating to the sport of baseball.

According to one source, the Beckmiesters heart went out to Coleen Rooney, following the revelations that her 'spud you don't like' husband was caught philandering with a farrago of filthy fillies while she was up the duff from the daft plums stuff.

Coleen is all set to become Mrs Becks the second, and move into the Beckham compound with the advertising soccer star and Beckspice.

Mrs Becks numero uno is over the moon-o
with the unusual turn of events and can't wait to have another WAG playmate to share coffee mornings and the occasional play date, she will also be able to help out around the place and share the daily chores, like peeling spuds for Davids daily fish and chip supper.

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