The Topeka (Kansas) Police Department reports that a known Isis operative, was caught having a triple stack of pancakes at an IHOP in Topeka. A TPD spokesperson identified the Isis terrorist as Feen Fuma Vit, 31. When Vit was approached by Offi…
Taffeta Kixx, with BuzzFuzz reports that the new reality show titled "51 and Pregnant," has become a huge success. The show which showcases middle aged women in their 50's and older is consistently winning its television time slot. The reality…
The long-legged senorita from Puerto Rico, aka Kimberly Guilfoyle, accidentally let it slip that she has accepted the fact that Don The Con actually lost the presidential election to President Joe Biden. Guilfoyle who used to work as a warehouse p…
Taylor Swift told Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News that she is proud as hell that her stud boyfriend Anson Mount's Instagram followers have increased by 700% in just the past 30 days. The handsome, rugged star of the TV Western "Hell On Wheels,…
In a move that has surprised the hell out of 96.3% of all Republicans who worshipped the ground that Trump's 367-pound body trampled on, the US Supreme Court has voted 7-2 to prohibit him from running for the office of the presidency. SCOTUS stat…
US weather experts are predicting that a powerful category 6 hurricane will strike the US island of Key West, Florida. The city which is home to 28,901 individuals and over 7,000 roosters, which are left over from the infamous cockfighting days.
Songstress Taylor Swift and Wild West actor Anson Mount recently got matching tattoos on a visit to Deadwood, South Dakota. The matching tattoos spell out "His & Hers." The couple have become very, very close and the "M" word has been menti…
Word coming out of Bangladesh is that a yak herder has successfully bred a yak with a goat. The shepherd named Raja Cumtulla, 68, said that he has always liked experimenting with crossbreeding various types of animals. He noted that some of the…
The Chicago Police Department has informed the fast food patrons that due to the ongoing rise in crime, they have told all fast food establishments in the Windy City that they want them to hire a security guard, and preferably an off-duty member of t…
Buckroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review has just broken the story that the L.A. Galaxy have just signed a 14-year-old soccer phenomenon from La Brea, California. The kid is Stiletto de La Salsa, who lives with his parents, six brothers and six sis…
Word out of the Five Guys Burgers corporate headquarters is that the franchise has just opened up their very first restaurant in the Republic of China. The decision came after an unexpected personal request from none other than Chinese President X…
Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti writes that retired Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady and the very sexy LPGA golfing sensation Holly Sonders have now become America's athletic power couple. The two sports lovebirds are virtually insepa…
A just released book is alleging that Donald Trump in reality paid a total of 13 different women hush money and not just two as had been previously believed. The book is titled, "Trump Just Could Not Keep His Little Donnie In His Pants," is writte…
The greatest manufacturer in the history of the world, Elon Reeve Musk has just introduced to the industrial world his new state-of-the-art Tesla Helicopter. The "T-Copter" can travel for up to 3,450 miles on a single tank of specially designed fu…
In a 'WHAT THE HELL?' department, a bullfight in Tijuana, Mexico was suddenly halted after the bull physically assaulted the bullfighter. The matador, who is so damn embarrassed, he begged the news media not to reveal his name, was taken to the bu…
iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that the two hot lovebirds, Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Gazpacho, have just purchased the largest jalapeno factory in the entire world, Jalapenos Chingos. Kim of the unbelievable rich K Klan (Kardashian Klan) sa…
LaLaLand Daily writer Willow Tulsa brings exciting news from the entertainment industry, as two of the wackiest daredevils have joined forces to co-star in a laugh-out-loud comedy flick. Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley team up in the uproarious film, "…
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