Tom Brady and Holly Sonders are officially America's #1 athletic couple

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 7 June 2023

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"Since Holly came onto the LPGA scene interest in women's golf has increased by 69%." -RORY McIIROY

Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti writes that retired Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady and the very sexy LPGA golfing sensation Holly Sonders have now become America's athletic power couple.

The two sports lovebirds are virtually inseparable, and both say that their new found love makes them each feel like high school kids.

Tom reveals to Miss Confetti, that he is amazed at how much they have in common.

"Such as?" Pia asked.

Brady replied that both love listening to songs by the Eagles. He smiled and said that they both are addicted to carrot cake.

Then Holly chimed in and noted that they both love drinking Jose Cuervo Tequila while watching episodes of the hit TV cable modern day western, "Yellowstone."

Sonders, who was wearing a Tampa Bay Buccaneers tank top, and very tight-fitting Daisy Duke short shorts blushed and smiled like the Chicago cat that swallowed the Cleveland canary. ■

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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